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I outlived all the men who raised me. I stayed young while they...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o7l2dowz1ru283po1_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o7l2dowz1ru283po2_r4_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o7l2dowz1ru283po3_r4_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o7l2dowz1ru283po4_r4_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o7l2dowz1ru283po5_r3_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o7l2dowz1ru283po6_r3_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o7l2dowz1ru283po7_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o7l2dowz1ru283po8_r2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o7l2dowz1ru283po9_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;I outlived all the men who raised me. I stayed young while they faded and died from bullets and disease, or old age. You forget so much. You forget them. Friends. Family. You put aside what can’t be changed. Like &lt;em&gt;death&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;—&lt;strong&gt; Black Widow;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;The Name of the Rose&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413795472</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413795472</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:23:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tumblr, this is really important.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sylaha.tumblr.com/post/29406302644/tumblr-this-is-really-important" target="_blank"&gt;sylaha&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;you have probably heard of a corner of the internet called&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;reddit&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;. you  may even go there sometimes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what you may &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; know is that &lt;strong&gt;STAN LEE&lt;/strong&gt; is going to be online today at 12:30 EST answering questions from fans &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that’s right. &lt;strong&gt;STAN MOTHERFUCKING LEE.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;he is doing something called an AMA (ask me anything). many celebs and interesting people do these all the time (joss whedon did one, you can read it &lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/s2uh1/i_am_joss_whedon_ama/" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;why should you care?&lt;/strong&gt; it’ll be a great read. these answers are straight from the man himself. also, if you are feeling lucky, create an account and ask him something yourself. he’s going to get a billion questions, but it’s worth a shot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so yeah. &lt;strong&gt;go &lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/iama" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; at 12:30.&lt;/strong&gt; the thread does not yet exist, but it will quickly be voted to the top of the page. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;also, please signal boost the fuck out of this, because most of tumblr is unaware this is happening. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that is all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8qxyrR2Tg1rrfevx.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413778206</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413778206</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:22:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pnliGeFX1rz1nmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413735909</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413735909</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:22:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>shoomlah:

Finally sucked it up and submitted my entry to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m875zdFlwn1qz5g4uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shoomlah.tumblr.com/post/28657505436/finally-sucked-it-up-and-submitted-my-entry-to" target="_blank"&gt;shoomlah&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Finally sucked it up and submitted my entry to Project Rooftop’s &lt;a href="http://www.tencentticker.com/projectrooftop/2012/06/25/project-rooftop-presents-fantastic-four-fashion-forward-redesign-contest/" target="_blank"&gt;Fantastic Four&lt;/a&gt; redesign contest!  I love superhero teams, especially ones who spend a lot of their time &lt;em&gt;sciencing&lt;/em&gt;, so this was fun.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;I decided to go with a midcentury-inspired/sci-fi look for their uniforms- not the most drastic change, of course, but I wanted something sleek that played around with the 4 iconography a bit more than usual.  I Also took the bodysuit-as-wearable-computer concept a bit more literally with the optional retinal HUD, and made Ben a bit of a beefcake.  Because &lt;em&gt;why the hell not&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413655863</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413655863</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:20:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jonnyzero:

“Captain Marvel” by John Yandall
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8qo2c1ua11r8ufc5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jonnyzero.tumblr.com/post/29400561389/captain-marvel-by-john-yandall" target="_blank"&gt;jonnyzero&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Captain Marvel” by John Yandall&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413628529</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413628529</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:19:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pixelatedboobs:

me
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87c3t7tIT1qh14t2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pixelatedboobs.tumblr.com/post/28796537629/me" target="_blank"&gt;pixelatedboobs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413592169</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413592169</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:19:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>comicknockouts:

Scarlet Witch by Rod Reis
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ofovLzdg1qcly7zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comicknockouts.tumblr.com/post/29412664938/scarlet-witch-by-rod-reis" target="_blank"&gt;comicknockouts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Scarlet Witch by Rod Reis&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413563270</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413563270</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:18:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>animalstalkinginallcaps:

SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8j3qmYfyd1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/29411314521/she-doesnt-want-to-talk-to-you-rob-she-doesnt" target="_blank"&gt;animalstalkinginallcaps&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, ROB.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SHE DOESN’T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE, AND YOU NEED TO RESPECT THAT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JUST WALK AWAY, ROB.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DON’T MAKE US DO SOMETHING YOU’LL REGRET.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413548954</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29413548954</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:18:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rhamphotheca:

A male Twelve Spotted Skimmer (Libellula...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8qcmg1H8r1qc6j5yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhamphotheca.tumblr.com/post/29392072414/a-male-twelve-spotted-skimmer-libellula" target="_blank"&gt;rhamphotheca&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="description"&gt;A male &lt;strong&gt;Twelve Spotted Skimmer&lt;/strong&gt; (&lt;em&gt;&lt;a class="new" href="http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Libellula_pulchella&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="Libellula pulchella (page does not exist)" target="_blank"&gt;Libellula pulchella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;), Saint Croix State Park , MN, USA.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="description"&gt;(photo: Andrew Scholbrock)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29397057901</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29397057901</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:30:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8cmuogMIg1rcz8dwo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8cmuogMIg1rcz8dwo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29397045222</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29397045222</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:30:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pz5xPj1R1rb4atao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396987400</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396987400</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:28:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o0arJqij1rwum6go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396966160</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396966160</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:27:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dreamofmetonight:

donttouchmynewtonballs:


Ladies and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tjqfrBDd1r5jlcpo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dreamofmetonight.tumblr.com/post/29392348032/donttouchmynewtonballs-ladies-and-gentleman" target="_blank"&gt;dreamofmetonight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://donttouchmynewtonballs.tumblr.com/post/29386818790/ladies-and-gentleman-the-most-pathetic-reaction" target="_blank"&gt;donttouchmynewtonballs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The longer you look at it the funnier it gets&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because she’s worth it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396946590</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396946590</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:27:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fer1972:

Charlie Immer
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6y79k6Yme1qbmgeto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fer1972.tumblr.com/post/26903721913/charlie-immer" target="_blank"&gt;fer1972&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://charlieimmer.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Charlie Immer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396929951</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396929951</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:26:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>raaynee:


Some of the worst analogies written by high school...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvi69zqrh71qindm1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raaynee.tumblr.com/post/29392685527/some-of-the-worst-analogies-written-by-high-school" target="_blank"&gt;raaynee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;excuse you these are the best analogies I’ve ever read&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396888651</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396888651</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:25:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>browsethestacks:

Dr. Manhattan
Cosplay by Douggary Grant
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8qdelfHOy1rnvulyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://browsethestacks.tumblr.com/post/29392898407" target="_blank"&gt;browsethestacks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dr. Manhattan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cosplay by Douggary Grant&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396882670</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396882670</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:25:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>browsethestacks:

Scruffy
Photography by Geeks are Sexy
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8qdvwQOyf1rnvulyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://browsethestacks.tumblr.com/post/29393386963" target="_blank"&gt;browsethestacks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Scruffy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Photography by Geeks are Sexy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396874614</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396874614</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:25:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fearvictim:

HR Giger
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mdqhFrxE1qmh0yro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fearvictim.tumblr.com/post/29390861043/hr-giger" target="_blank"&gt;fearvictim&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HR Giger&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396863956</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396863956</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:24:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bluandorange:

same
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79hype1kh1rrve8eo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/post/29393845357/same" target="_blank"&gt;bluandorange&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;same&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396821108</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396821108</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:23:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>spirit animal</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8q565q36n1rafdwyo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8q565q36n1rafdwyo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8q565q36n1rafdwyo3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8q565q36n1rafdwyo4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;spirit animal&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396802526</link><guid>http://bad-jew-jew.tumblr.com/post/29396802526</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:23:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
